Hay que dice que el amor es un niño,
Y otros que es un pájaro,
Hay quien dice que hace girar al mundo,
Y otros que eso es absurdo,
Y cuando lo pregunté a mi vecino,
Que parecía saberlo,
Su mujer se enfadó de veras,
Y dijo que era inútil.
¿Acaso se parece a un pijama,
O al jamón york en un hotel para abstemios?
¿Quizá su olor recuerda al de las llamas,
O tiene un aroma reconfortante?
¿Pincha al tocarlo como el lomo de un erizo,
O es blando como un edredón de plumones?
¿Es afilado en los bordes o está suave?
Oh dime la verdad sobre el amor.
Nuestros libros de historia lo mencionan
En crípticas notas al margen,
Es un asunto recurrente en
Los buques transatlánticos;
He encontrado el tema mencionado en
Relaciones de suicidios,
E incluso lo he visto emborronando
Las cubiertas de guías de ferrocarriles.
¿Acaso aúlla como un mastín hambriento,
O resuena como una banda militar?
¿Podría alguien hacer una fiel imitación
En una sierra o en un piano Stenway?
¿Es su canto en las fiestas un desenfreno?
¿Sólo es amigo de la música clásica?
¿Parará, cuando uno quiera estar tranquilo?
Oh, dime la verdad sobre el amor.
Miré dentro de la casa de verano;
Ni siquiera estaba allí;
Probé en el Támesis en Maidenhead,
y el aire tonificante de Brighton.
No sé lo que cantó el mirlo,
O lo que dijo el tulipán;
Pero no estaba en el corral,
Ni debajo de la cama.
¿Puede hacer muecas extrañas?
¿Se marea cuando da vueltas?
¿Pasa todo el tiempo en las carreras,
O enredando con trozos de cuerda?
¿Tiene su propia visión sobre el dinero?
¿Es lo suficientemente patriótico?
¿Son sus cuentos vulgares pero divertidos?
Oh dime la verdad sobre el amor.
Cuando llegue, ¿lo hará sin avisar
Justo cuando me rasque la nariz?
¿Llamará a la puerta por la mañana,
O me pisará los dedos en el autobus?
¿Llegará como un cambio en el tiempo?
¿Saludará cortésmente o será rudo?
¿Alterará mi vida en absoluto?
Oh dime la verdad sobre el amor.
Some say love's
a little boy,
And some say it's a bird,
Some say it makes the world go round,
Some say that's absurd,
And when I asked the man next door,
Who looked as if he knew,
His wife got very cross indeed,
And said it wouldn't do.
Does it look like a pair of pyjamas,
Or the ham in a temperance hotel?
Does its odour remind one of llamas,
Or has it a comforting smell?
Is it prickly to touch as a hedge is,
Or soft as eiderdown fluff?
Is it sharp or quite smooth at the edges?
O tell me the truth about love.
Our history books refer to it
In cryptic little notes,
It's quite a common topic on
The Transatlantic boats;
I've found the subject mentioned in
Accounts of suicides,
And even seen it scribbled on
The backs of railway guides.
Does it howl like a hungry Alsatian,
Or boom like a military band?
Could one give a first-rate imitation
On a saw or a Steinway Grand?
Is its singing at parties a riot?
Does it only like Classical stuff?
Will it stop when one wants to be quiet?
O tell me the truth about love.
I looked inside the summer-house;
It wasn't even there;
I tried the Thames at Maidenhead,
And Brighton's bracing air.
I don't know what the blackbird sang,
Or what the tulip said;
But it wasn't in the chicken-run,
Or underneath the bed.
Can it pull extraordinary faces?
Is it usually sick on a swing?
Does it spend all its time at the races,
or fiddling with pieces of string?
Has it views of its own about money?
Does it think Patriotism enough?
Are its stories vulgar but funny?
O tell me the truth about love.
When it comes, will it come without warning
Just as I'm picking my nose?
Will it knock on my door in the morning,
Or tread in the bus on my toes?
Will it come like a change in the weather?
Will its greeting be courteous or rough?
Will it alter my life altogether?
O tell me the truth about love.
And some say it's a bird,
Some say it makes the world go round,
Some say that's absurd,
And when I asked the man next door,
Who looked as if he knew,
His wife got very cross indeed,
And said it wouldn't do.
Does it look like a pair of pyjamas,
Or the ham in a temperance hotel?
Does its odour remind one of llamas,
Or has it a comforting smell?
Is it prickly to touch as a hedge is,
Or soft as eiderdown fluff?
Is it sharp or quite smooth at the edges?
O tell me the truth about love.
Our history books refer to it
In cryptic little notes,
It's quite a common topic on
The Transatlantic boats;
I've found the subject mentioned in
Accounts of suicides,
And even seen it scribbled on
The backs of railway guides.
Does it howl like a hungry Alsatian,
Or boom like a military band?
Could one give a first-rate imitation
On a saw or a Steinway Grand?
Is its singing at parties a riot?
Does it only like Classical stuff?
Will it stop when one wants to be quiet?
O tell me the truth about love.
I looked inside the summer-house;
It wasn't even there;
I tried the Thames at Maidenhead,
And Brighton's bracing air.
I don't know what the blackbird sang,
Or what the tulip said;
But it wasn't in the chicken-run,
Or underneath the bed.
Can it pull extraordinary faces?
Is it usually sick on a swing?
Does it spend all its time at the races,
or fiddling with pieces of string?
Has it views of its own about money?
Does it think Patriotism enough?
Are its stories vulgar but funny?
O tell me the truth about love.
When it comes, will it come without warning
Just as I'm picking my nose?
Will it knock on my door in the morning,
Or tread in the bus on my toes?
Will it come like a change in the weather?
Will its greeting be courteous or rough?
Will it alter my life altogether?
O tell me the truth about love.
